My name is Craig Tucker. Last week was my birthday. My grandma gave me a check for $100. I was so happy. But then, four kids from school came to my house and said I should use my $100 to invest in becoming a Peruvian flute band. They promised I would double my money in one afternoon, but the government arrested us along with all the other Peruvian flute bands and took us to an intern camp in Miami. We begged to go home, but instead, the government told us they were sending us to Peru. And so, that is why I am now in Peru. If I die, let it be known that it is because four guys I don’t even like from school lied to me and took my birthday money.

Oh wow. Did you come up with that yourself genius? This has been posted like 50 times a month. We get it.

Yes! It would be so funny to see how the other students see the main 5 and how they feel about the crazy shenanigans that their town gets into to.

This could be an opportunity for Tweek x Craig content.

I’ve been saying this. Give them an entire episode with their intro too. They should go on a silly adventure just like the main 4 always do. At the end, Kenny kyle Stan and cartman can come in and call them lame

I’m actually really surprised they haven’t done this yet