I’ve had Mister Peanutbutter’s House as my ringtone since the day I saw that Oscar nominations episode and googled the song and applied it. It goes off in the line in a grocery store and I look super embarrassed because what the hell is this 90s-ass ringtone and I fumble to turn it off but whatever. I can’t get rid of it.

phone: ***MIZTER PEANUT BUTTERZ HOUZZE***
me: uuuurgh I’m sorry everyone I have a condition.