My prediction is that closet mom will rise to being one of the most toxic patents to ever be on 90DF. She will demonstrate extreme passive aggression, co-dependence, and will stop at no cost to maintain her hoard and control over her child. It’ll be a slow burn but eventually her true colors will show.
I think you’re serious, but your remark was my first belly laugh of the day. Thank you! Mom looks like she’s at least 60!