Chef: Hello there, children! Children: Hey, Chef Stan: Chef, what’s a prostitute? Chef:Dag-nabbit children! How come every time you come in here you gotta be askin’ me questons that I shouldn’t be answering?! “Chef, what’s the clitoris?” “What’s a lesbian, Chef?” “How come they call it a rim jub, Chef?” For once, can’t just come in here and say, “Hi Chef. Nice day, isn’t it?” Stan: Hi Chef. Nice day, isn’t it? Chef: It sure is! Thank you. Stan: Chef, what’s a prostitute? Chef: Uh uh! You children are gonna get me in trouble with the principal again.🤣
Chef: Well, how about I meet you boys after work and we make love?
Eric Cartman: Excuse me?
Chef: Come on, children. You’re my sexual fantasy. Let’s all make sweet love.
Kyle: Chef? Are you okay?
Chef: I want to stick my balls inside your rectum, Kyle.
Stan: Dude, what are you saying?
Chef: [singing] I’m gonna make love to your asshole, children.
Stan: [after a long pause] WHAT?
Man, I miss Chef 😔
We all miss Chef 😢😢
I was in a Whole Foods and found salty chocolate balls and thought of Chef 😔
“Hey Chef!” “How are ya?” “Bad!” “Why bad?”
*how’s it going?
Stay back children! Jared wants to give you AIDS!
Ladies and gentleman mr James Taylor!
A prostitute is someone who loves you no matter who you are or what you look like 🎵
Chef was such a good part of old South Park. That being said, New South Park has a lot of good things going for it too. PC Principal is an upgrade on Principal Victoria. Harrison Yates is a much funnier cop character than Barbrady.
Niiiiiiice
Hey chef
Chef: “Now children, every problem can be worked out! Now what was it?”
Stan: “We killed our teacher and they found our seamen in her stomach.”
Chef: “…”
Chef: silently pushes couch with the children on it outside
Don’t forget he came to Eric’s later with 4 plane tickets and money chef really had their best interest always miss that guy
And him having the (rare) ability to actually listen to the children and get angry for their sakes in an objectively reasonable manner is lowkey cathartic to see too(like when they told him about Mr Slave)
Don’t forget he tries to sing them a song first! 🎵 “Sometimes you kill your teacher, and they find your seamen in her 🎵----wait, WHAT?”
“What’s a prostitute?”
“Remember children, havin money may seem fun! But… oh never mind.”
“Thanks chef!”
🤣
Haha classic Chef! The kids always crack me up with their innocent questions. Chef handles it perfectly as usual.
Who’s that guy?
u don’t know?
Out of all the characters, I miss him the most
They say every time Chef is mentioned, the lochness monster loses another 3.50