Chef: Hello there, children! Children: Hey, Chef Stan: Chef, what’s a prostitute? Chef:Dag-nabbit children! How come every time you come in here you gotta be askin’ me questons that I shouldn’t be answering?! “Chef, what’s the clitoris?” “What’s a lesbian, Chef?” “How come they call it a rim jub, Chef?” For once, can’t just come in here and say, “Hi Chef. Nice day, isn’t it?” Stan: Hi Chef. Nice day, isn’t it? Chef: It sure is! Thank you. Stan: Chef, what’s a prostitute? Chef: Uh uh! You children are gonna get me in trouble with the principal again.🤣

  • hello-cthulhu@alien.topBEnglish
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    10 months ago

    Chef: Well, how about I meet you boys after work and we make love?

    Eric Cartman: Excuse me?

    Chef: Come on, children. You’re my sexual fantasy. Let’s all make sweet love.

    Kyle: Chef? Are you okay?

    Chef: I want to stick my balls inside your rectum, Kyle.

    Stan: Dude, what are you saying?

    Chef: [singing] I’m gonna make love to your asshole, children.

    Stan: [after a long pause] WHAT?

  • stealthkoopa@alien.topBEnglish
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    10 months ago

    Ladies and gentleman mr James Taylor!

    A prostitute is someone who loves you no matter who you are or what you look like 🎵

  • yrulaughing@alien.topBEnglish
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    10 months ago

    Chef was such a good part of old South Park. That being said, New South Park has a lot of good things going for it too. PC Principal is an upgrade on Principal Victoria. Harrison Yates is a much funnier cop character than Barbrady.

  • Senbonbanana@alien.topBEnglish
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    10 months ago

    Chef: “Now children, every problem can be worked out! Now what was it?”

    Stan: “We killed our teacher and they found our seamen in her stomach.”

    Chef: “…”

    Chef: silently pushes couch with the children on it outside

    • Sad_Zone_7795@alien.topBEnglish
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      10 months ago

      Don’t forget he came to Eric’s later with 4 plane tickets and money chef really had their best interest always miss that guy

      • KozKatma@alien.topBEnglish
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        10 months ago

        And him having the (rare) ability to actually listen to the children and get angry for their sakes in an objectively reasonable manner is lowkey cathartic to see too(like when they told him about Mr Slave)

    • B-Huang@alien.topBEnglish
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      10 months ago

      Don’t forget he tries to sing them a song first! 🎵 “Sometimes you kill your teacher, and they find your seamen in her 🎵----wait, WHAT?”

  • domp1021@alien.topBEnglish
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    10 months ago

    “Remember children, havin money may seem fun! But… oh never mind.”

    “Thanks chef!”

  • ughclove@alien.topBEnglish
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    10 months ago

    Haha classic Chef! The kids always crack me up with their innocent questions. Chef handles it perfectly as usual.