If you were a Director of a remake movie and a Producer told you to stick a chick in it and make her gay:
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What movie are you remaking?
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Which male character would you replace?
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What actress would you replace him with?
Columbo played by Natasha Lyonne
… actually that would totally work uhhh
Indiana Jones series, Scarlett Johansson? Eh. But, it would probably just end up getting compared to Tomb Raider.
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The Last Temptation of Christ starring Leslie Jones as Jessica Christ.
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The Godfather starring Awkwafina as Michaela Corleone
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Taxi Driver starring Amy Schumer as Tammy Bickle
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No Country for Old Men starring Gwynyth Paltrow as Antoinette Chigurgh
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Apocalypse Now starring Sonequa Martin Greene as Brianne Willard
Thats fuckn awesome! especially Jessica Christ
Gwynyth Paltrow as Antoinette Chigurgh made me LOL
I would watch 3 sequels and a 5 part rock opera of the first one
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Halloween
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I’d replace Michael Myers
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Anna Kendrick will play…MICHELLE MYERS 😂
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Predator, and I’m replaying Carl weathers with Helen hunt
I’d try remaking Creature of the black lagoon
That swamp monster has always been a staple of classic horror movie monsters but has never been given any attention in film recently
And I guess I’d cast Tessa Thompson as the lead role. IDK
Hmm I’m gonna go with The Devil’s Advocate and just switch Charlize and Keanu
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Men in Tights
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Cary Elwes (Robin Hood)
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Sigourney Weaver
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American Pie with Amy Pohler (as harry potter) as stifler
Back to the Future starring Kate McKinnon as Doc Emelia L. Brown
Passengers, I would replace Chris Pratt with Lena Headey as the dommy mommy.
Jurassic Park but the dinosaurs are replaced with gay chicks that are lame. The T-Rex? Amy Schumer
I mean, let me have a super steamy (long…plz) scene with Florence Pugh and any moderately attractive actress ever like idk. I’m all game.
Men in Black, J, with Tessa Thompson……👍
Rob Schneider Hot Chick Barbara Streisand … dressed as Rob Schneider in hot guy!