It’s a wonder Sophie’s not more of a ball of nerves. Her mom is the most stressful person.

Sophie: hey I wanted to talk to you

MOM: I know I’ve been waiting ALL DAY I CANT BREAVE

Sophie: So, I saw some explicit videos between Rob and some other girl

MOM: OH MY GOD I LITERALLY CANT BREAVE

Sophie: …

MOM: I JUST GOT TO THE PLACE WHERE IM LIKE ‘OH ROB LOVES SOPHIE HE LOVES HER” I HATE HIM I HATE HIM I HATE HIM HES A KNOB HEAD

Sophie: So I’m just kind of lost right now

MOM: I KNOW AND YOURE IN AMERICA! YOURE ALL ALONE! THERES NOBODY THERE FOR YOU! NOBODY!

We all know Rob sucks, but chill a little bit.

  • Rope-Fuzzy@alien.topB
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    10 months ago

    I don’t know how these two are related. Such opposite personalities. Sophie is so sedate and dull and her mom is a fucking firecracker.