Inspired by two events:

  1. Sarper this most recent episode in the other way. He really cares about Shekinah, and as cringy as they are, he is working on communicating with her which is more than most men will do. I asked my ex to post me for two years and he wasn’t even a minor celeb, he was just backwoods trash.

  2. Ed and Liz on Last Resort. So they’re still a wreck, but I can see now that they do make a bit more sense as a couple. Like we saw more moments of them actually interacting casually, and it kind of worked. Ed’s still a piece of shit - but I do see him and Liz a bit different. Side note: Angela telling Ipad michael to watch his step killed me. They should’ve put him on a remote control car or something.

Honorable mentions from previous seasons: Razvan & Amanda - this sub beat this horse six feet down Pedro - he seemed like he cared about Chantel and then didn’t. Molly - she acted so kind and loving to everyone and was a fan favorite but treated Kelly like absolute shit, something was not ok there. Anny (of Robert & Anny) - I thought she was a gold digger Yohan - flipped from wanting a child to wanting to be a child Debbie (of Debbie & Oussama) - sweet old lady turned icky Jose (UK) - seemed like he’d be a dropout dad. Also gave us the banger of the century, waiting on the collab with Usman

Usman & Jasmine - being two of the funniest people to ever grace my TV. They’re a part of different couples but god I love them both so much.