He’s been shown to do shit like moving entire lunch tables with kids and throwing an entire kid in that one bebe episode Do you think so?
I think under all that fat there’s big bones
Wendy beats his ass remember?
He’s not fat and unimportant. He’s ripped and sweet.
And kewl
And he’s festively plumped.
Think how strong you would be if you always carried a 40 pound vest.
But if you had to lift an extra 40lb plus the 40lb vest you’re wearing then you start getting into trouble.
Cartman: “Dont call me fat goddammit!” I’m not fat! I’m big boned! Stop calling me fat you GOD DAMN SON OF A BITCH!"
No.
Well he does seem to be somewhat physically active so he very much likely has some lower body bulk at least
No
Beefcake!
He’s a 90 pound weakling
I just pictured him when the boys left him crucified for a few days and he was skinny as hell
I think his fat just gives him that deceptive power. He’s all blubber underneath.
I mean, people are pretty stoked on him.
He’s not fat, he’s festively plump
Pure beef cake bro