• beatmyshit@alien.topBEnglish
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    1 year ago

    i learned what semen was from a harry potter mashup of the sea monkey scene from simpsons already did it. i asked my dad what semen was and he told me “you’re not learning about semen from south park”. not too long after he blatantly told us what a hermaphrodite was (we were in elementary school) when my younger brother asked.

  • NickLookalike@alien.topBEnglish
    1·
    1 year ago

    Yeah, same thing. Good i had SP to teach me that, those conversations would have been uncomfortable.

  • Nicktendo1988@alien.topBEnglish
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    1 year ago

    My time to shine.

    I was in 6th grade when this episode came out. I called a bully a queef during his typical “unzip my backpack so everything will fall out and I have to shove everything back in before he can kick everything out of the way before a teacher saw” routine.

    He told a teacher on me. We both were sent to the assistant principals office. Isn’t that just fucked up? Fuck you, Charles, wherever you are. Anyways. He had to explain what a queef was (This was a Thursday morning and he obviously had just seen the same episode) and I was just flabbergasted that he assumed that I would call him that. I told the AP that I called him a “creep” not a “What was it? Queef?”. I then told the AP about how routinely he would do the backpack bullshit. It led to a whole thing where I had to have friends who would witness him doing it called in. Then it led to our parents being called. All because I called this fuckface bully a queef and tried to play dumb. And he still didn’t get in trouble for always unzipping my backpack and kicking/stomping my belongings around despite witnesses and actual evidence.

  • thehighestdetective@alien.top
    BEnglish
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    1 year ago

    No but when I saw it at about 7 and I asked my what a queef was he did not have to explain what a vagina was. My parents were great.