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Hooray, everything is meaningless!
Hooray! Gross miscarriage!
“Marian, pescatarian. Meagan, not vegan, but does hate Teigen. Carrie loves dairy. Got it. Gala for the gala, but Fugees like Fiji and frigid Fuji—Fiji Fish!”
“Did you get the Fijis for the fugees?”
“I love getting my picture taken. It’s proof I exist”
The fugees were egregious when interviewed by Regis!
If anyone’s to blame it’s the Jews, for peeving off Hitler so bad.
YOU GO AROUND THE HORN!
i personally like to cut through the canal like a democrat
Thaaaaaaaank youuuuuuuuuuu!??
THE WAY GOD INTENDED
They’re all Becca!
I wanna be an architect.
Mommy didn’t do what mommy did for you to be an architect
Slap my salami the man is a commie!
I forgot about this one and started laughing so fucking hard rn
Miss Carey Comma Mariah!
John Stamos died!!!
We thought night swimming would be fun but the current was too strong! 😭
Angelica as I jizz and breathe
Hooray, a task!
It takes a long time to realize you’re unhappy… It takes even longer to realize it doesn’t have to be that way.
Clean up your shit, Todd!
When you’re wearing rose-colored glasses, all the red flags just look like flags.