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I just remembered I’m left handed
Panda or lion?
What’s black and white and red all over? A panda that gets anywhere close to a fucking lion. The answer is lion.
Bingo, El Ringo
Or perhaps
I never know how to react when a grown man does the Charleston at me
i always bring a pineapple to practice. my team thinks it’s for a snack, but it’s actually my good luck charm.
Football is life!
“Marriage is a big commitment.”
“No, I’m talking about pegging.”
The GREAT Asian pastime of KARAOKE!
I don’t think you understand how psychologically healthy that is!
No, I have a finger allergy.
Caesar you later!
But Yoyleland is 2764 miles away!
Caesar you later.
It’s not black, it’s dark heather charcoal.
“Hot Dutch boatman”
Am I wrong?