What’s the joke that makes you laugh every single time you hear it?
“Stella! Stella! Corona light.”
“ If you’ll excuse me , my wife’s hand just disappeared into that busboy’s pants. Treasure! Sweetheart! We’re in public! “ or “ Fool me once, fool me twice, fool me chicken soup with rice . “
“Angelica, as I jizz and breathe, what are you wearing?”
Most of the dumb jokes from Yolanda’s family, actually. I know that’s an unpopular episode, but I think it’s hilarious.
Todd saying “and I smoked a joint so that’s probably why it smells like skunk in here”
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“…of the New Haven Manheim-Mannheim-Guerrero-Robinson-Zilberschlag-Tsung-Fonzerelli-McQuacks? Obviously that was a joke. I’m not familiar with your family and/or law firm… That was also a joke.”
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Hrmph.
“…of the New Haven Manheim-Mannheim-Guerrero-Robinson-Zilberschlag-Tsung-Fonzerelli-McQuacks? Obviously that was a joke. I’m not familiar with your family and/or law firm… That was also a joke.”
“Todd, who is this tough crowd you’ve brought into my home?”
I laugh at this part as well
So fucking good.
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Spujm
either “life isn’t fairage” or when bojack breaks his phone in s2e12 and princess carolyn calls him and he says “hello… prince?” or “how did you guys meet shitshow?” “we went to his tedtalk”
When Bojack calls NCIS “nicus” like someone’s name and Diane corrects him, I crack up every time, it’s so silly but it just makes me laugh
I was actually really fond of NCIS as a childteen, it still has a special place in what’s left of my heart, but now I also call it nicus. Saves a hell amount of time. One should do that with every abbreviation, I think. Bebec (BBC) for example.
“There’s nothing funny about stealing a meal from Neal McBeal the Navy Seal.”
And all of the other wordplay.
I’ve also been known to say “Brap Brap, Pew Pew” once or twice…
Can everyone please stop making gun noises? It’s making me uncomfortable
The first time Mr. Peanutbutter and Todd pitch to Bojack always cracks me. It feels sooo very Comedy Bang Bang ish and Bojack’s exasperation makes it funnier every time to me
Has THIS ever happened to YOU??
No.
“Whatever it is, it hasn’t happened. Nothing has ever happened to me.”
Oxnard’s delivery is always perfect.
“Third base!”
The various songs on the radio
My wife and I now do this every time a song that is a perfect product of its time comes on the radio lmao
“A pile of crap that ate a second pile of crap and then crapped out a third pile of crap.” or “You want him to die in an ass factory warehouse fire, smothering to death under a pile of burning asses?” Amy’s delivery was just perfect
Similar to these, when Mr PB is looking at the hate mail Diane is getting.
“Wow, that is VERY graphic. How would she even fit one of those up there? *Flips page* Oh, I see, there’s actually a diagram”
Which one am I?
The third one.
What?! That’s the worst one!
Pretty much anything Pinky says. “Just an issue with the bank. And the lack of money in it.” “I think it’s safer for everyone’s kneecaps if we stay out of LA for a while”
“Have you ever heard of a teen series called the Swamp Monsters Of Malibu?”
“No”
“THEN WHY DID WE SPEND $20 MILLION ON MARKETING?!!!”
“Shut up Bojack” - Cynthia Nixon
“It’s always nice to be included in a sentence someone says”