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Cake day: November 9th, 2023

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  • Straight up sounds like it’s out of Rick and Morty.

    Rick: “L-l-look Morty you know whatever whateves if you wanna just date Jessica so you can satisfy the cravings of that cylindrical chamber of blood sponges you call a penis…

    Morty: “Jesus, Rick! Why would you call it that? T-t-that’s disgusting!

    Rick: “Its the human body Morty, get used to it… and anyways back to this whole Jessica thing…