K1: a knockout indica with a heavy body high and a sense of blissful, ignorant euphoria

Ewwww how tf did I never notice this before?

What a gross little goblin, tattooing his name on her forearm to literally represent the only thing she really wanted from him (and seemingly the only thing she thinks he can offer her) 🤮

Ewwww how tf did I never notice this before?

What a gross little goblin, tattooing his name on her forearm to literally represent the only thing she really wanted from him (and seemingly the only thing she thinks he can offer her) 🤮

The ice cream vendor who was already sick of Nikki’s shit the instant she showed up

“You’ll pay for an entire week at Legoland but you won’t pay for me to have a comfortable, nice place to live?!”

I’m 99% sure she stomped her foot when she said that and it makes it exponentially funnier

All of the Michigan Is Hell™️ rant was 10/10 but “I’m afraid I’m going to walk outside and freeze to death. Immediately. Within 5 minutes” was the best part

Second place is “I fucking HATE IT” when Gino said “that’s just Michigan, baby”

“I’m attracted to weed, but only like 55%”

“He has nice nails” is now officially the only polite thing I’ll ever have to say about this dude beyond “he has bedroom eyes” and “he’s slightly less hateable than Jibri by about .5%”

Jay can tattoo me any time he wants 👀

But fr though— Andrei seems reliable and hardworking and i’d trust him to flip a house for me before I’d trust any of the rest of them to do… whatever it is they do

Since when is Rebecca a PI? Did she Google someone’s arrest history once and decide that makes her Jessica Jones now?

By slapping him in the face and calling him a pathetic cuck, obviously 😙

Gino, by like… a LOT LOT LOT

not because I’d be happy to get it on with him in any way but because I bet he’s the least likely (but it’s not off the table, to be clear) to totally fuck a kid up in the head 🤷🏻‍♀️

Christian is DEAD LAST, and Riley and Nicola are tied for second because… reasons you’re all quite well aware of 💀