Oh hell yeah, she’s gonna judge you!!!

Moldova Tourist Bureau: “Come to Moldova, where we have friendly sex with our friends!”

The Knob: “Like bisexual?”

Narrator: “No, idiot, BIPEDAL.”

Nick immediately winning the UNdiplomacy Award

You ARE an outsider in Searcy, AR. What could be more obvious?

Raaahchester … there’s that Northern Vowel Shift accent! Gino has it even more - Pyeahnama.

(I have it too 😁)

Problem: JustIgor plainly wants traditional wifely submission. Can he make it any clearer?

So, JustIgor has the rooster VIBES.

Devin, known as the Michelangelo of Searcy.

Nick’s surprising conflict: rich house, but no big American city.

OK, this seems pretty dead in the water to me because of the religion thing (not to mention Father Spam waiting for The Rapture) but ya never know what the producers have up their sleeves

This guy Sam looks like an 8-year-old Little League boy from the 1950s. Except for the unsightly neck tattoo.

His head looked like a third boob under there

“How do you rate BranDan helping out?”

“I rate him 4 biting bugs.”

“Don’t shout at me” — oh, honey, you have no idea what’s gonna happen next

As far as the bugs were concerned, it was a GREAT wedding - large bright lights, cake, and human flesh! Par-tay!

(She has a bug on her shoulder …) shhhh!

Does anyone know what those bugs actually are?

“This Fucking House” – new! Next season on HGTV!

Anal-y is the #1 most sex-resistant person ever on 90DF - right?