He definitely bought it off a guy selling flowers by the on ramp to the 405.

Like, I don’t believe in signs. But locusts are a fucking sign.

They know us too well. 🕵️🕵️🕵️

Might as well rent an apartment for the kids at that price. Fucking absurd.

Why the long face, Georgi?

The guinea pigs said no, and since their names are on the lease, into the closet she goes.

I don’t know her name and I never want to.

Aww, just like all my Christmases growing up! ❤️

Mary, you have a perfectly good monkey chained up outside. Monetize that shit.

Olivegarden.mp3 was a bold musical choice

Leopard in heat 💀

My stoned ass thought they were looking for cell phones to sell in that swamp 💀

Where the fuck is closet mom??