How did I know Rob would use Sophie’s sexuality to justify cheating?

I missed the new guy’s segment to get ice cream. But he’s an atheist and has to marry his gf in 2 weeks?? And convert to Islam? I hope he doesn’t like bacon…

I’m surprised Sarper didn’t have a boombox while standing outside her room

Nick’s comment about the greasy food we have doesn’t shock me because it’s true. But the fat thing, while also true, could’ve been substituted with AAAANNNYYTHING else.

Rob: so I rented this air bnb WITH a bathroom, got some wine and some Uber eats. Do you forgive me?

Gino: I didn’t touch any strippers

Narrator: Gino did indeed touch a stripper. In fact, he played the butt bongos.

But does she know he stole his mom’s refrigerator?

Karen is so petty 😂😂

🎶you can’t eat at everybody’s house🎵

Wait…what if Sarper had a target weight for their kid?? Or tell them to dye their hair because it’s not his vision of what his kids would look like??

Why does Sex Magic seem like a song title?

…but what work though, Ed? You’re still a mucinex monster.

Wait, so Jihoon 2.0 should’ve been on B90

Keep the kids out of it, PrEd!

Rob is a huge red flag

Aaannnnnnd I’m traumatized