Ew, honeydew.

I wish I had been able to see the view from halfway down

When you’re looking through Rose colored glasses all the red flags just look like flags.

There’s nothing funny about stealing a meal from Neil Mcbeal the navy seal.

That’s a no go bro

Yeah that’s why they chose a dog to depict him

Neither. He is avoidant AF, and avoids introspection as part of that. He is a social butterfly but he lacks the self reflection to have truly fulfilling close relationships.