This kids story has me sincerely sad for him. Prescription pain killer addiction is so easy to start without even realizing it’s begun until it’s just too damn late. This kid is soooo young.

The shitty thing is- (one of them) he already actually HAS a child… like a starter kid that he misplaced so needs a do over. And facts are, he likely has others he forgot or never inquired about somewhere in that 2,500 bangs

And then brandon swats his ring accidentally off… like HOW MANY DIFFERENT kinds of signs does he need to back out and GTFO fast

And he learned hers… oh. Nope. Move without it right.

He’s out cheap-in Yeeno

I have never heard this phrase for a human but at the same time have never felt more past my expiration date. Ever.