I was out for a bit and missed the “Let me call Devin piggy and all americans fat” part of the show and my wife just recapped it.

Let me be clear…I’m glad I was out of the house during that period of time.

Igor…find a Moldovan woman then. FFS…

The two Dads should have lots to talk about….

He is converting to Islam?

Oh this is the shitshow we need.

Big Dipshit Energy…

“That’s the robot!” while pointing at robot…

Good job Captain Obvious.

I just had a margarita and I don’t think that will be enough to make it through the show.

Drinking game for tonight…do a shot every time Jasmine is a psychopath, Nikki talks about her sex life with a random stranger or …well…that should be enough to kill everyone’s liver…

her meds wore off

Nikki is tiresome.

oh…I forgot about the Mom-in-the-closet…

I’ve had two glasses of wine and believe I’ll need many many more tonight to get through this…

Brb…gonna just pour the rest of this bottle in another glass to save time.

Why do they always have a person talk to a random stranger like it’s normal about getting married?

Hat Chat with Gino

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translation skills… -1/10

Moldova is really popular on this show.

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That’s all. That’s the statement.

so now she needs to bring her kids? so that is another season.

I’ll punch the producers of the show at this rate.

“hola family…I am in the US living with a witch and her dog who sleeps in bed with us. Ok bye.”

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Seems like an easy conversation.

so I’ve only had three Red Ales tonight and there is no way that is enough to put up with someone who thinks they are a witch…or the rest of these people.

#NeedShots