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Cake day: October 16th, 2023

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  • Their House of 11 never turned a profit. The twins must be a huge disappointment to their dad, who is a wildly successful businessman. I am sure they guilted him into every dime of support for HOE, their failed recording careers, their multiple failed reality productions from 12-15 years ago, etc. They are boring entitled middle aged women who now, thanks to chicklet veneers and countless unnecessary surgeries look like a mix of Norma Desmond/Bride of Wildestein/Menopausal Bratz dolls. Sadly, Darcey’s beautiful older daughter has already started her own facial modifications!









  • Dear God! Can’t choose Christian, even though he can’t cheat on me. His genes must not survive. Can’t choose Nicola because he will spend the whole time proselytizing and waiting for the Rapture. Can’t choose Gino, ‘cause he was pussy whipped in this life So I guess I am going with Riley? Nah, I’ll pull a Juliet, “oh happy dagger” 🩸