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Cake day: October 16th, 2023

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  • Why is the post using a butt ass old picture of them though? No one had a cell pic of of the wedding or a posed photo of them afterward to use for that wedding announcement post? Very strange indeed.

    Mind you, I totally believe they got married and that’s why Darcy and Stacey did that wedding boutique video, but I’d think the announcement post would’ve been much better done than THAT. Lol 😆



  • Well, wait… since there’s no other humans to perform the ceremony though, he’d have to rely on marriage by God himself through special prayer vows… hahaha So THEN you could get him to reproduce. Lol

    Plus, you could always use the Bible against him by saying (Gen 1:28a) “Remember God said to be fruitful and multiply and fill the earth” and there’s no more humans left but us now, so the Lord is really counting on us here… hahaha 😂



  • Well, let’s think aloud on this one… Gino can’t cum, Riley has one spermatozoon, Christian has nothing to offer in any way, so that would leave me with Nicola as the best worst choice here… hahaha 😂

    I mean at least Nicola also has a very cool family and I could change his attitude with my strong personality, so I’m going to have to go with him, yuck. Lol 😆 🤮

    Thanks for giving me nightmares now, OP! 😱