Touching Elmo inappropriately makes me a Saaaaaaad Panda

Gaaaambarrrooooooo! Irrashai!

Butters! Who said you could get a tattoo when you’re grounded!

I was very confused.

10. First episode I ever saw was Volcano. My parents wouldn’t let me watch it so I use to sneak downstairs and watch it when they were asleep

Calm down now /u/MightBeOnReddit he ain’t hurtin nobody

♫ There was a boy I used to know, With dreams as big as the fire in his heart. ♫

Not all, I’m sure!

James Taylor, what the hell you doin?! Singing about prostitues to the children?! Get outta here!

You’re a towel.

Do you complain that X gives you Geeiissss too?

Cartman getting congress to sing ‘In The Heat Of The Moment’ by Asia.

*zaps with stun gun*

GARY BUSSEY (Busey)