Um, they could’ve A. Not f*cking kidnapped and chained it up in the first place and B. Just released it into the wild ??

10 minutes of word salad and woman hating for 500 bucks? Gee, who would say no?

My god this is legitimately the best comment I’ve ever seen, comedy perfection

I’m gonna be that guy, maybe even the 10th dentist here, and say that someone as abusive as Mary is just being manipulative, I mean you can smell how manipulative she is with her statement here, and that I frankly don’t care if an abuser gets their appearance mocked. Her scowl at her life like she didn’t bring Brandan over herself and plan that idiotic pregnancy is saccharine sweet to me!