Harrison says this doesn’t solve the problem, since kids can read any books while they’re inside the library. But Wright counters that if parents want stricter controls on what their children see at the library, that’s on them to enforce.

That’s how it should be, methinks.

One I definitely remember reading, but not start to finish, was Ferris Bueller’s Day Off, in which Ferris and Jeanie do indeed have two younger siblings. The only other difference that I remember, as much as read, was that Sloane gave her thoughts on the place that human beings have in the universe. Or something like that.

The documentary Jesus Camp had an individual who implored her younger congregants to avoid the Harry Potter novels because of those claims of witchcraft.

An overabundance of people aged 6-18 in the late 1990’s into the 2000’s who actually liked reading.q

I wonder if some of those moms were Reading Rainbow viewers back in the day. If so, it makes you wonder what happened between the children they used to be, and the fascist adults they’ve become.

[Sheila Brolovsky stands behind Cartman]

What?

[Cartman turns around]

Oh, fuck…