Right? I mean within 2500 women, he only has one child? No birth control is 100%. Also… how has he been tracking his escapades?? Is there an app for that? I feel like he didn’t retain 2500 names. A journal with hash marks? Maybe the sleaze bed? But that many notches and it would have fallen apart?
Right?! The whole time I was watching their conversation, I kept thinking about when is it appropriate to go to a meal with your parents when you’re shirt is unbuttoned to your belly button??