Honestly Mark would be a nightmare for anyone to date I think. As bad as I feel for how much shit he goes through, I wouldn’t want a partner that’s got a 90% chance of leaving halfway through all our dates and potentially not coming back for months on end whenever he does leave. You can’t even be mad at him about it either because most of the threats he ditches you for are genuinely planet ending terrors and he’s literally one of if not the only one who can solve that level of crisis. And on top of that his archnemesis is a roid-rage Rick Sanchez so good luck if he ever finds out you two are porking.
Honestly Mark would be a nightmare for anyone to date I think. As bad as I feel for how much shit he goes through, I wouldn’t want a partner that’s got a 90% chance of leaving halfway through all our dates and potentially not coming back for months on end whenever he does leave. You can’t even be mad at him about it either because most of the threats he ditches you for are genuinely planet ending terrors and he’s literally one of if not the only one who can solve that level of crisis. And on top of that his archnemesis is a roid-rage Rick Sanchez so good luck if he ever finds out you two are porking.