I feel like we’d all start looking like that if we were met with arguments as soon as we got home

That, or she got him into her pills

The man sacrificed an indoor toilet so he can brag about living in ‘the hood’, of course he’s posting this faux gangsta bullshit

As soon as she handed him the costume, I skipped

I nearly said “Gino, because then you wouldn’t have to have sex with him”. Which defeats the entire point of the question