Brandan looks like the kinda guy who ate bugs as a kid so this cake scene doesn’t surprise me lol

Everybody has that lil voice in their head that tells them when not to say certain shit. Sarper’s voice is constantly telling him to say that shit anyways lol

Does Brandan’s mom have a bug thing? Cuz she’s breaking down like crazy right now

Explaining blue balls is something I thought they’d safe for the Tell-All honestly lmao

Of course Rob’s one bowl of food, a tour of a place he maybe wants to move to and wine actually works lol

Winter the best one in Chantel’s family honestly

Pedro definitely called up Coriama to try and get some rebound sex and make Chantel jealous

Winter off to the side real looking good

Karen is just determined to prove that Pedro was scamming Chantel

Everything is gaslighting these days. Society discovering the word “gaslighting” during the pandemic is one of the worst holdovers from those days lol

A bucket hat for Coco lol

Karen definitely pushes Chantel to be this petty. She wasn’t like this last season when she was keeping the problems to herself

Karen trying to do Pedro’s accent to the PI tells me she calls him racist names behind closed doors. I fucking know she does lmao

I noticed that every time the topic of the divorce is brought up when Pedro and Chantel are with their respective families, both of them always get this real sad look on their face while they’re family are cheering about it. They’re families really did poison that marriage

Chantel was too damn happy telling him that chair was gone lmao

I knew that chair got sold lol. Of course it would be Karen who sold it

Winter is feeling herself with the hair flicks!!

Holly does the Pole run next week lol. Hopefully that’s the only thing like Pole she does

I’m just imagining all of Mary and Brandan’s scenes taking place in high school and the melodrama just fits perfectly for them lmao

Sarper is my current favorite cuz he just repeatedly says the most outta pocket shit when he’s flustered and he does with this wide eyed look lol