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Cake day: November 1st, 2023

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  • This always reminds me of a story from a friend of mine. He knew a guy who worked in the luxury yacht business, making high end fixtures and fittings. They were fitting out a yacht for someone very rich and famous (I think it was Jackie Onassis), who very specifically wanted long leather cushions for a stateroom with no seams in them- that was a must. He ended up making them out of whale penises. Now that I write it it sounds like a joke or a fever dream, but I’m pretty sure it’s true.