Isn’t Lake Ontario one of the Great Lakes - and not a Finger Lake?

What happened to the 30 year old boy TLC introduced us to.

I looked up at the TV and saw Tammy. Got a 1,000-lb jump scare.

I want that “oh my” lady to be on Pillow Talk.

I’ve never heard of a “garbage plate” before. And that’s fine by me.

I only see major botched energy.

Cut to Rob doing pushups in the yard beside the communal bathroom.

“Confederate solider statue? That’s okay.” 😐

At this point, I’m basically waiting for aliens to pick me up too.

There’s a lot of shitty hair on this season.

The makings of an epic love story? Sorry mom but nope.

1,000 lb sisters are comin’ back! FML.

Happy plague wedding, kids!

I’ve decided that Clayton wants to learn how to solve a rubik’s cube in his ass.

Thanks TLC but if I want to spend money on crap, then I’ll switch over to the Home Shopping Network. I don’t need your trash commercials. It’s enough that I’m watching your trash shows.

Someone needs to snap up Karma of 2500 as their flair!

I want them to sing “The Island of Misfit Toys” from Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer.

Jardiance > Intimissimi

If that’s where Mary goes whenever she’s “stressing and can’t handle anything,” then she should probably just live there. Should have been a nun.

Cutie, sweeto, lifeline…and slave.