Why don’t you also say you climbed Everest? You’ve heard about it and get the gist of what it would be like, so you might as well just go ahead and cross that off the bucket list, champ! Wow, I didn’t realize you were also a veteran of the Second World War! I mean, you heard about it and think you know what happened, so I’m sure you’ll tell me you served, too.
More importantly: who are you trying to impress by saying you’ve read a book that you haven’t? Like anyone who’s actually read the book will see through you, anyone who hasn’t won’t give a shit. Is it to pat yourself on the back? For what? Not finishing something?
What the hell is this question?
Why don’t you also say you climbed Everest? You’ve heard about it and get the gist of what it would be like, so you might as well just go ahead and cross that off the bucket list, champ! Wow, I didn’t realize you were also a veteran of the Second World War! I mean, you heard about it and think you know what happened, so I’m sure you’ll tell me you served, too.
More importantly: who are you trying to impress by saying you’ve read a book that you haven’t? Like anyone who’s actually read the book will see through you, anyone who hasn’t won’t give a shit. Is it to pat yourself on the back? For what? Not finishing something?