I don’t know how anyone could be captivated by a comic consistently for 15 years… my only attachment to Archie was that it was convenient to read while pooping.

Just gonna suggest that maybe a chrome man on a chrome surfboard is even less cool than Meat Cat. I’m always down for cheesy blasters, but I’m open to a non-chrome woman that maybe flies or has a mode of transportation that doesn’t seem like it’s pandering to Venice Beach teenagers. I vote for Mark Proksch in human skin showing up in khakis and a long sleeve polo without ANY disclosed vehicle… like he’s just standing behind Nick Fury well before anyone notices. “Hey, guys, I think it’s time we talked about this Galactus situation…”

Just gonna suggest that maybe a chrome man on a chrome surfboard is even less cool than Meat Cat. I’m always down for cheesy blasters, but I’m open to a non-chrome woman that maybe flies or has a mode of transportation that doesn’t seem like it’s pandering to Venice Beach teenagers. I vote for Mark Proksch in human skin showing up in khakis and a long sleeve polo without ANY disclosed vehicle… like he’s just standing behind Nick Fury well before anyone notices. “Hey, guys, I think it’s time we talked about this Galactus situation…”