We are laughing! ::Glances nervously at the heavily laden bookshelf behind me and the box full of books on a chair next to my work desk and the fact that this morning on the way to drop a kid off at school I had to toss books from yesterday’s trip to the local bookshop in the back of the car so there was room::

“I deleted them after I was done writing them, just like last year, but I did write them.” - also George

Clearly your dad works for Big Ink.