“This one is really important to me… It’s Chinese for arm”

“I think someone’s been walking their dog here. Found another poo!”

“That’s not a compliment I’ve heard before …. And there’s another one”

“Truth is, they just want to feel like they’re part of our lives. Little idiots”

“We don’t open for another half hour, would you care to wait not here?”

“You have very cute head” “Thanks, I got it from my father”

“High five tree!”