BANSHEE SCREAM COMING UP

It’d be one thing if the bugs were just hanging out but the fact that they bite? Oh, hell no. And Jodi Arias has never dealt with that before? That’s divine intervention telling these weirdos this marriage is dooooomed.

Sarper being outside her hotel window making heart symbols with his hands. He should’ve had a boombox.

The flies are god’s way of saying these two dorks shouldn’t be married

Aww Danielle :-/

Oh man, I feel for Kimberly rn 😬 that’s messed up to be blindsided by your partner

whatever you say, Liz… clearly this doesn’t mean anything since you and Ed got married IRL. 🙄

I mute Kalani every time she starts crying.

Nikki is giving me Dinyell vibes, “I want my secks!”

I’ll be honest, I didn’t think I’d like Sophie from the get go, but I really cannot stand Rob the Knob. He’s an energy vampire and jerk.

Jeez Mary, maybe your body language and facial expression says it all and that’s why Brandan’s mom doesn’t want to go near you. 🙄 grow up, child.

I’m watching this amazing wedding and thinking about Kimberly’s banshee scream the preview had for the rest of the season 😬

This wedding is top tier amazing, wow.

Hey hamily!

How can Rob expect to have children if he can’t even be bothered to find himself an adequate apartment with a bathroom inside?

I bet Gino regrets quitting his job now learning about Jasmine’s butt implants 😬tbf that money could’ve gone towards all the renovations Jasmine is demanding of Gino.

Igor, people are probably looking at y’all because you have cameras following you?

Idk the idea of Sophie being on an app looking for friends doesn’t seem terribly shady. For instance, Bumble has an option to look for friendship or relationships. Who knows?

If Rob has nothing to hide, why act defensive 🤔 he’s full of it. Sophie, run girl.

is Igor’s bathroom mat fake grass? 😂