I heard there was a book about some guy that transformed into a roller coaster monster like a werewolf, so I immediately bought it. I expected Twisted! to be badly written, but I didn’t expect it to be so boring and generic. Apparently I missed out on a sex scene between a human woman and the protagonist as a coaster, but I can’t imagine it ends up any better than the rest of the story.

If you want some weird trash, Modelland by Tyra Banks is the better choice by a mile.

The main complaint I hear about Eye of Argon is its rampant thesaurus abuse. If people are complaining about its characters, they clearly don’t know the state of fantasy novels in that era.