That face when you realize you went bankrupt trying to buy love and it didn’t even work.

“Hopefully it gives Kalani extra space to heal.” Really??? The guy has kids who would lose their father. Kalani can heal and Asuelu can stay in the US.

He was going to be my pick as well. He’s a bit more attractive than the others, and seeing as how all of the other women are dead, his primary negative attribute is N/A.

Riley would start fights, Nicola would see this as his opportunity to convert every remaining human and wouldn’t bang me anyway, and Gino … I actually really like him, but goddamn he looks like he’d run like Pole and I don’t need that during the apocalypse.