How dare you disrespect the masterpiece of cinema that Congo is.

C’mon, it’s got Bruce Campbell! A gorilla that does sign language that’s played by a woman in a gorilla suit! Laura Linney shooting a laser gun and saying great one liners like “put them back on the endangered species list”

Ok yeah, it’s kinda trash. But I love it.

What you don’t appreciate pages of clinical textbook descriptions of ice formations?