If the show left politics alone, well, I would have left the show 20 years ago.

Trey Parker for President.

I think you were looking for this subreddit: r/stonerthoughts.

Protip on the Nambla thing. There are 2 organizations sharing that name, don’t join the wrong one like I did. You’d think I would have learned my lesson from the time I joined the Adventure Club.

In addition to all of the excellent answers provided so far by my fellow Redditors, let me just add…

BECAUSE IT’S A FUCKING CARTOON!!!

Ike was also undevelopted, but over time some major plotlines flushed out his story, so now he is just adopted.

Wasn’t Cartman’s mom born with a penis?

I imagine they will if one of these topics ever becomes a major news event.

I am an American citizen and have no trouble affording my health care. Fast food is the problem these days.

It didn’t fall apart. It just turned out it was the other team’s (the Red Wings’) story that day.