Alright, I asked y’all about the ladies, now I’m gonna ask y’all about the men. 😭

I will rather step on legos for an entire week than to be with Christian.

  • suchalittlejoiner@alien.topB
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    11 months ago

    He was going to be my pick as well. He’s a bit more attractive than the others, and seeing as how all of the other women are dead, his primary negative attribute is N/A.

    Riley would start fights, Nicola would see this as his opportunity to convert every remaining human and wouldn’t bang me anyway, and Gino … I actually really like him, but goddamn he looks like he’d run like Pole and I don’t need that during the apocalypse.

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      11 months ago

      😆 sad, but true. Riley would piss me off with the way he argues. Yeeno wouldn’t be able to perform to even make babies unless you took a flogger to his arse and piss on him. I couldn’t handle Ricola … “Bellesima, do you think we can repolulate the earth like Noah, Bellesima. You are cuter when you are quiet.”

      Christian seems like the only viable choice lol