I have two. The Ritual and Drowning.
The Ritual is pure smut. 61 chapters and every one contains a graphic, demeaning sex scene. I’m convinced the author was an adult film screenwriter and decided to try their hand at writing a novel. There isn’t a single likable character in this book.
Drowning isn’t a great work of literature. I felt that the characters were very two-dimensional. I hated how naive the author made the protagonist. It made me have a lack of sympathy for her. The ending was series finale of Dexter bad.
‘cylindrical chamber of blood sponges’ sounds like it would be an amazing gag line in a comedy XD
I could see it if the protagonist was a robot/android of something or in a comedy. If it was mean to be erotic then NOPE
Look for Coneheads on youtube.