It’s a divisive trilogy but The Magicians by Lev Grossman. There were a couple of lines in those books that were lines I really needed to hear at that point in time.

“Stop looking for the next secret door that is going to lead you to your real life. Stop waiting. This is it: there’s nothing else.”

in particular was one that hit hard.

So unless you’re a polyglot, extremely well-read and brilliant on almost a savant-type level,

Yes! No… Definitely not.

I could see it if the protagonist was a robot/android of something or in a comedy. If it was mean to be erotic then NOPE

She leaned in to kiss him, and he kissed her, and then she put her hand between his legs, wrapping her fin

Going good so far

the cylindrical chamber of blood sponges that was his (and every) penis.

uh, technically accurate, I guess