I have two. The Ritual and Drowning.
The Ritual is pure smut. 61 chapters and every one contains a graphic, demeaning sex scene. I’m convinced the author was an adult film screenwriter and decided to try their hand at writing a novel. There isn’t a single likable character in this book.
Drowning isn’t a great work of literature. I felt that the characters were very two-dimensional. I hated how naive the author made the protagonist. It made me have a lack of sympathy for her. The ending was series finale of Dexter bad.
Straight up sounds like it’s out of Rick and Morty.
Rick: “L-l-look Morty you know whatever whateves if you wanna just date Jessica so you can satisfy the cravings of that cylindrical chamber of blood sponges you call a penis…”
Morty: “Jesus, Rick! Why would you call it that? T-t-that’s disgusting!”
Rick: “Its the human body Morty, get used to it… and anyways back to this whole Jessica thing…”