I have two. The Ritual and Drowning.
The Ritual is pure smut. 61 chapters and every one contains a graphic, demeaning sex scene. I’m convinced the author was an adult film screenwriter and decided to try their hand at writing a novel. There isn’t a single likable character in this book.
Drowning isn’t a great work of literature. I felt that the characters were very two-dimensional. I hated how naive the author made the protagonist. It made me have a lack of sympathy for her. The ending was series finale of Dexter bad.
Hooooooooooo boy.
I am an audiobook narrator, and my company employs a dozen or so full or part time narrators. And in order to keep people paid, you take on some doozies.
I wrote an invoice yesterday for, I shit you not, “THE ALPHA’S PLUS SIZE URBAN HUMAN MATE”
Ever seen a phrase and thought “I mean… technically you’re being very politically correct, but I just know what lurks beneath very much is not.”
That is this book.