Yup, I read audiobooks for a living and honestly the plots and action and characters of most of them are actually pretty good - but it’s hard to write spicey, sexy stuff that’s unique and interesting 2 or three times every book.

Buuut, the minority of fans who want it will RAISE HELL if they don’t get it, and will torpedo a book’s reviews and ratings if it’s not there.

Hooooooooooo boy.

I am an audiobook narrator, and my company employs a dozen or so full or part time narrators. And in order to keep people paid, you take on some doozies.

I wrote an invoice yesterday for, I shit you not, “THE ALPHA’S PLUS SIZE URBAN HUMAN MATE”

Ever seen a phrase and thought “I mean… technically you’re being very politically correct, but I just know what lurks beneath very much is not.”

That is this book.