“You think you can do whatever you want because your corporation is a universitey! This country was founded on the ideas that one corporation couldn’t hog all the slaves while the rest of us wollow in poverty! screw you sah, Im going home!”
So poigant, when you look at how we function in many facets of modern society. Not that people don’t get paid, but that “paid” means less and less over time.
also “moral teflon”.
“Matthew Broderick, are you upset your wife is made fun of so much in the book?”
“Well, OBVIOUSLY, I just think it’s wrong to make fun of anybodies physical appearance. My wife is a beautiful woman, and I know that most people agree with me!”
“Uh-huh, and Matthew, how come a transvestite donkey witch is standing next to you, and why is it wearing a dress?”
“Oh gosh, fellas, let me explain this to you one more time. You have to wear the purity rings because that’s how we can sell sex to little girls, haha! “
“What’s a Butters?”
Mantequilla
My favorite underrated quote:
“NO. Goths are cynical, emos are nihilists!” “Wait I thought we were nihilists?” “What? Whatever it doesn’t matter.” “See look you’re nihilist” “Oh damn you’re right.”
“If you wanna be one of the non-conformists, all you have to do is dress just like us and listen to the same music we do.”
Sah 🤣
I love Cartman’s slave owner voice impression.
Kyle “Either it’s all okay or none of it is”
Stu-dent A-tho-letes
Ho…ho …that is brilliant Surr.
Chef: A prostitute is someone who would love you no matter who you are, or what you look like. It’s true children!
Garrison: “Nothin gets my vag wet like a black man singing”
Principal Victoria: “Mr garrison Jesus Christ”
“Hey Wendy,” “Yeah?” “Stan says you’re a cunt…a cunt-Stan says you’re a cunt-“
-inuing source of inspiration!
Just going to get a little bit of cancer Stan
Tell your mom it’s okay!
Not a quote persay, but always thought it was clever how manteqilla (from the last meheecan) is the spanish word for butter.
Win-dow…winnn-dow. Win-dex, winnn-dex…Si!, Si! Mantequilla!
You have some mighty strong lookin workahs here sah! I’d be willin to offer yah forty for two-a the white ones and FIFTY for the blacks!
Randy: Im not chugging beer… i am sampling a flight of gluten free German largers, with a French wine pairing, its called a smorgasvein and its elegantly cultural… plomp!