That car was too clean. I stand by my theory that they were in a rental and the agency didn’t clean the vehicle thoroughly between customers.

As for replacing Jasmine and Gino with a younger couple, will the newbies meet such insane criteria as…

Read in the voice of “Stefon” from Saturday Night Live

Both partners covering chronic long-term scalp conditions like his psoriasis and her alopecia

Colored butt plugs at the bachelorette party where the bride sits on a cushion after her latest plastic surgery

Doctor-patient roleplay complete with vaginal dilators to open up after tightening surgery

An incontinent dog wearing diaper costumes

Electric toothbrushes

The replacement couple would need to top that and then some.