“I only slept with you before him. You realize, right? So yes, it’s a big deal for me to sleep with somebody else who’s not my husband, so I had to keep a connection with him.” Make it make sense. That’s her rationale??? And we call (rightfully) Aseulo a bit dense?
“If masturbation’s a crime, I should be on death row.”
I think that’s an old Gilbert Gottfried joke.